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Signed Magazines Going Out This is just the first set of the Autographed magazines I’m sending out…

Signed Magazines Going Out

This is just the first set of the Autographed magazines I’m sending out. The envelopes are all full, signed and sealed. The stack of mags are waiting to be done for orders already in, and every single one that gets signed will be numbered so I can be sure of how many I do, as I’m only planning on doing a set amount and hopefully, who knows, if I keep working hard enough… one day they may just be worth something! :) 

This about 1/3rd of the way there, so I’m getting there guys! I really appreciate all the interest in these! It means a ton! 

Love Ya!

Well, All those envelopes are full, those mags are orders…

Well, All those envelopes are full, those mags are orders already in, and this is only about 1/3rd of them! Truly #honored everyone!! For any of my #instagram followers, if you want a signed copy of my #Penthouse #Pet issue, use the “contact me” form on my website (www.jessijune.com) and I’ll send you the ordering info! Hands getting tired, but anything for the fans!! ;) #loveyouguys

Selfie Beauty shot from traveling around today. I was thinking…

Selfie Beauty shot from traveling around today. I was thinking how I still have no beauty shots, SO, I did one myself in the car! Lol #nofilter #yesmakeup #modellife #eyes #lips #face #headshot #penthouse #pet

Bookstore Brat Brawl So, I’ve gotten a ton of orders for signed magazines I have to fill, and in-between…

Bookstore Brat Brawl

So, I’ve gotten a ton of orders for signed magazines I have to fill, and in-between shoots today, I figured I would hit some Barnes & Noble stores to get all the magazines in. Well, I find about 8 at this one Barnes & Noble that keeps them behind the register, so I get in line and wait my turn… just another day…

Well, the girl currently checking out at the only open register has two kids, one standing off to the side, and the other currently whining to her mom that she want’s something (I wasn’t paying too much attention) I was third in line and the minutes started to tick away… 2, 3, 4, 6, 8… This is taking forever, but the cashiers working her butt off so nothing we can do.

Well, now there’s 8 people in line, and one of the women (all women btw. Not a man in sight) walks over towards the cashier on the other side of the lane and stands there for about 30 seconds just evil eyeing the group of them. Finally when the cashier looks up, the old lady says, “Excuse me, can you call someone else up to work a register please??”

No big deal.. if that was all she had to say… but she wasn’t done, “Thank you, this way we don’t have to suffer this child any more.”

Oh shit! You wanna talk about dirty looks. The mother looked behind her and for what felt like an eternity (10 seconds at least) just mean mugged the old woman. You wanna talk about Awkward?!? Finally, she goes “Did she just say she didn’t want to ‘suffer’ my child?! Who the hell are you to talk to someone like that??”

Oh Fuck. Now you can visibly see the other women in line beginning to pick sides. A few were noticeably on the mothers side, while a few others were sick of hearing the kid… but that looked to be the end of it. 1 minute later, the mom is done checking out, and as she goes to walk away, the next lady walks up, to which the kid jumps in front refusing to leave, but the lady politely says, “oh it’s ok,” when the mother apologizes. It should have been over…

“Well thank you! At least someone isn’t a miserable old bitch around here!”

Double Fuck, and Double awkward. Now the mother is yelling at the older woman as she’s leaving Barnes and Noble talking about “You wonder why your miserable and alone?? You don’t know peoples circumstances or why she may be this way and blah blah blah”… Alright, getting the last word in before leaving. GOD is this awkward… but at least it’s ov-

“Take your little brat and get out of her here” came from the line.

All hell broke loose! The mother ran at the old lady, leaving her kids by the door, the women, clearly choosing sides tried to separate each other from each other making each more mad at each other and all the while there was me… just waiting in line to buy some nudie mags.

After a few seconds, I get in the middle and start getting everyone to calm down while the register girl just looks on with horror waiting for her manager to show up. The mother has a few more words for the old woman, the old woman flicks her off, and the mom leaves. I then decided it’s in the best interest of humanity to allow all of these women to check out before me, while I stand there truly stunned, taking it all in of what I just witnessed: A rambunctious royal rumble of rowdy readers.

When they all left, and I was the last one, I walked up to the register, empty handed and looked at the cashier with this “What the fuck?” look… and she just goes, “Oh my god, I don’t even know. I’m sorry… what can I help you with sweetie??”

“I just wanna buy some porn.”

You should have seen her face…

Wow Guys, thanks for all the messages yesterday!! I’ve got about 80 orders so far for signed Penthouse…

Wow Guys, thanks for all the messages yesterday!! I’ve got about 80 orders so far for signed Penthouse magazines, and I’m working on them as we speak, so if you didn’t email me yesterday, feel free to do so whenever through my website, www.JessiJune.com on the Contact Me page. :) 

As for me, I’m here in Philly eating CheeseSteaks and working! (Tony Lukes of course!!) So I’m busy as always, but the truck is fixed, the laptop is fixed, and I’m rolling once again celebrating my Penthouse Pet issue out now! :)

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For the record, when you go to Barnes and Noble, this is the wrong section to find me in…. so I learned…

For the record, when you go to Barnes and Noble, this is the wrong section to find me in…. so I learned. ;) LOL. ;)

ALSO, since I saw all the messages about it, if you want to save the time, I’ll be selling signed magazines from my website. Just use the “Contact Me” form, fill it out and let me know that’s what your looking for and we’ll get it all worked. Clearly they’ll be a little more expensive than store bought, but I promise I’m not making that much after shipping and handling is included. :)

Thanks Guys!! Love ya!

I’m not gonna lie… Seeing this will NEVER get old!! You know, four years ago, I was just another …

I’m not gonna lie… Seeing this will NEVER get old!!

You know, four years ago, I was just another silly young girl at 18 with a silly dream of being a model. A chubby nobody destined to go nowhere in life. That’s what people told me. And it pissed me off. 

This is what a pissed off chubby little nobody can accomplish when they want it bad enough. 

I’ve never asked you guys for anything, but go buy this!! Lol. It’s awesome, the shots are amazing, and if I win Pet Of The Year, I can assure you there will be something amazing planned for my G+ family! And we all know those decisions are based off sales… so… Help your girl out. 

Let’s see how far we can take all this huh?? A little guy actually made it! ;) 

*ANNOUNCEMENT***ANNOUNCEMENT* PENTHOUSE PET, SEPTEMBER 2014: ON NEWSSTANDS NOW!!! This one’s for all…

*ANNOUNCEMENT***ANNOUNCEMENT*

PENTHOUSE PET, SEPTEMBER 2014: ON NEWSSTANDS NOW!!!

This one’s for all of us guys. All of us out there pounding the pavement, trying to make it work. All of us still busting our asses every day to chase our dreams. The people with all of the business ideas trying to make a name for themselves… This one’s for us. The hard-workers, the people who usually get overlooked for the next in-thing or pretty face to pop up. 

To this day I’ve still had nothing handed to me, nothing just fall in my lap. I haven’t begged for votes or slept my way up. It’s been nothing but hard work, non-stop effort, and perseverance (not to mention the complete lack of a life!) Lol. 

The poster was awesome, but this is my proudest achievement! This is my dream come true. So it CAN happen. I promise! 

Special thanks to +Holly Randall who helped make all this possible, and of course all my new family at +Penthouse. Thank you guys!

GO BUY IT!!! More of me than you could ever ask for!! Lol. :) ;)

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!

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